A network architect is at a diner and the waiter walks over.
Waiter: Welcome to the NOC ‘90s Diner, what can I get for you? Today’s special is legacy tools à la mode.
Customer: Just bring me a plate of complexity with a side of swelling alarm noise. And for dessert, I’d really like my network to go down.
Does this sound familiar? Well maybe not literally but Federos wants to help you put things in context.